if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!