goodnight now though xx

i just realized i didn’t post anything today woW

hello yes it’s me

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

Mom: Why are you laughing alone in your room?

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

defense lawyer: sweetie(:

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

simpsonalli:

Alli Simpson - Why I’m Single 

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

90% of conversations with me

me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what
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